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heaven’s new policy

the modern age


slow driver


Amish woman driver

to women everywhere

farm fugitives

sailors and soldiers should be friends!

signs of the times

write home with love

cautious David

small ones

marriage in heaven

little Johnny

Helen Keller

green golf balls




phone call

Jim and Carrey

the perfect story

when opportunity knocks


A guy who needs a job decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before, and they had carefully preserved his hide. They tell this guy that they’ll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorilla’s skin and pretend to be the gorilla so that people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts, but hey, he needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience, and they just eat it up. "This isn’t so bad," he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest, and roaring and swinging around. During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage. As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He’s terrified and starts screaming, “Help! Help! Help!” The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, “Shut up, or we’ll both lose our jobs!”

heaven’s new policy

It was getting a little crowded in heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order to get into heaven, you had to have a really bad day when you died. The policy would go into effect at noon the next day. The next day at 12:01, the first person came to the gates of heaven. The angel at the gate, remembering the new policy, promptly said to the man, “Before I let you in, I need you to tell me how your day was going when you died.”

“No problem,” the man said. “I came home to my twenty-fifth floor apartment on my lunch hour and caught my wife half naked. She appeared to be having an affair, but her lover was nowhere in sight. I immediately began searching for him. My wife was yelling at me as I searched the entire apartment. Just as I was about to give up, I happened to glance out onto the balcony and noticed that there was a man hanging off the edge by his fingertips! The nerve of that guy! Well, I ran out onto the balcony and stomped on his fingers until he fell to the ground. But wouldn’t you know it, he landed in some trees and bushes that broke his fall and he didn’t die. This pissed me off even more. In a rage, I went back inside to get the first thing I could get my hands on to throw at him. Oddly enough, the first thing I thought of was the refrigerator. I unplugged it, pushed it out onto the balcony, and tipped it over the side. It plummeted twenty-five stories and crushed him! The excitement of the moment was so great that I had a heart attack and died almost instantly.”

The angel sat back and thought a moment. Technically, the guy did have a bad day. It was a crime of passion. So, the angel announced, “Ok, sir. Welcome to the kingdom of heaven,” and let him in.

A few seconds later the next guy came up. The angel said, “Before I can let you in, I need to hear about what your day was like when you died.”

“No problem,” said the second man. “But you’re not going to believe this. I was on the balcony of my twenty-sixth floor apartment doing my daily exercises. Having been under a lot of pressure I was really pushing hard to relieve my stress. I guess I got a little carried away, slipped, and accidentally fell over the side! Luckily, I was able to catch myself by the fingertips on the balcony below mine. But all of a sudden this crazy man comes running out of his apartment, started cussing, and stomps on my fingers. Well, of course I fell. I hit some trees and bushes at the bottom which broke my fall so I didn’t die right away. As I’m laying there face up on the ground, unable to move, and in excruciating pain, I see this guy push his refrigerator, of all things, off the balcony. It falls the twenty-five floors and lands on top of me, killing me instantly.”

The angel is quietly laughing to himself as the man finishes his story. “I could get used to this new policy,” he thinks to himself. “Very well,” the angel announces. “Welcome to the kingdom of heaven,” and he lets the man enter.

A few seconds later, a third man comes up to the gate. The angel says,” Please tell me how you died.” The third man says, “Ok, picture this. I’m naked, hiding inside a refrigerator....”

signs that you have had too much of the modern age

  • You tried to enter your password on the microwave.

  • You haven’t played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.

  • You have a list of fifteen phone numbers to reach your family of three.

  • You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he e-mails you back “What’s for dinner?”

  • Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

  • You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven’t spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.

  • You didn’t give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for your e-mail buddies via a web page.

  • You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.


A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger. The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say willytop. The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school.

He arrives five minutes late, and his teacher isn’t that happy. His teacher asks him why he is late. All the boy says is willytop. The teacher looks at him horrified, and sends him to the office.

The boy arrives in the principal’s office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy said was willytop. The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school.

The boy went home, to find his parents in the living. They told the boy they knew he was expelled, but they wanted to know why. All the boy said was willytop. The parents were so horrified by this that they kicked him out of the house.

The boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is willytop. The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town.

The boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy said was willytop. The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says “Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house, and even my hometown because of willytop. What does it mean sir?” The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad.

The boy and the bartender are across the street from the bar. The bartender opens his mouth, but before he could speak, a drunk driver hits them both.

slow driver

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies—two in the front seat and three in the back—eyes wide and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?”

“Ma’am,” the officer replies, “You weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.”

“Slower than the speed limit?” she asked. No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly: 22 miles an hour!” the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that “22” was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

“But before I let you go, ma’am, I have to ask: is everyone in this car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven’t muttered a single peep this whole time.” the officer asks.

“Oh, they’ll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off route 119.”


  • Two women were at the theatre watching a movie about a famous surgeon. One woman leaned over to the other and whispered to her friend, “At the prices they charge, it’s no wonder they wear masks.”

  • A man was sitting in his hospital bed while his wife was opening his get well cards, “This card says, ‘Get Well Quick.’ It’s from our medical insurance company!”

  • Patient to his psychiatrist: “I can’t help it, doctor, I keep thinking that my inferiority complex is bigger and better than anyone else’s.”

  • It was the night before surgery and Mr. Greenfield had left his dinner untouched. “At least eat your dessert,” advised his nurse, pointing to the Jelly. Greenfield shook his head, “I don’t want to eat anything that’s more nervous than I am.”

Amish woman driver

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. “Ma’am,” said the cop, “I’m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.”

“Oh, I’ll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home,” responded the Amish lady.

“That’s fine. Another thing, ma’am, I don’t like the way that one rein loops across the horse’s back and around one of his balls. I consider that animal abuse. Have your husband take care of that right away!” instructed the cop.

Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop. “Well, dear, what exactly did he say?” asked Jacob.

“He said the reflector is broken,” replied the lady.

“I can fix that in two minutes. What else?” wondered Jacob.

“I’m not sure, Jacob...something about the emergency brake,” said the lady.

to women everywhere, from a man who turned poet

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
a woman is a bundle of contradiction.
She’s afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
but will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.
She’ll take him for better, she’ll take him for worse,
she’ll break open his head and then be his nurse.
But when he’s well and can get out of bed,
she’ll pick up the tea-pot and aim for his head.
Beautiful and keenly sighted, yet blind,
crafty, and cruel, yet simple and kind,
she’ll call him a king, then make him a clown,
raise him on a pedestal, then knock him flat down.
She’ll inspire him to deeds that ennoble man,
or make him her lackey to carry her fan.
She’ll run away from him and never come back,
but if he runs away, then she’ll be on his tracks.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
she’ll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose.
She’ll win you in range, enchant you in silk;
she’ll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk.
At times she’ll be vengeful, merry, and sad;
she’ll hate you like poison and love you like mad.

farm fugitives

A Welshman, an Englishman, and an Irishman were being chased by a farmer with a shotgun. After ten minutes of running they spotted a barn and ran inside. Once inside they each hid in a old sack against the barn wall. The farmer went into the barn but did not see where they went; he was about to turn back when he saw three suspicious looking sacks. He walked forward and prodded the first sack with his gun. The Englishman inside said, “Meow.”

“Just cats,” he thought. He then prodded the second sack.

The Welshman, hearing how the Englishman got off said, “Woof.”

“Just dogs,” he thought.

As he walked towards the last sack, the Irishman worked out what he was going to say. As soon as the farmer prodded his sack he said, “Potatoes!”

sailors and soldiers should be friends

A navy man and an army man are driving opposite directions on a curvy mountain road. The army man hits a patch of sand, swerves, and nails the navy man’s truck. They both exit their cars with no injuries, but their vehicles are ruined.

Now, the rivalry between army and navy is well known, so needless to say a heated argument followed. Then suddenly the navy man changed heart and said, “Hold on, this is dumb. It was an accident. Let’s put this rivalry behind us.”

The army man agreed this was a good idea. So the navy man offered, “Why don’t we celebrate our new friendship over a fifth of vodka? I have a bottle in the truck.”

The army man thought this was an excellent idea. So the navy man, being a gentleman, offered the army man the first drink, and told the army man to drink as much as he wanted. Soon half the bottle was gone and he offered the bottle back to the navy man who said, “Thanks, but I’ll wait till after the cops get here!”

signs of the times

  • Sign in a Laundromat:

  • Sign in a London department store:

  • In an office:

  • In an office:

  • Outside a second-hand shop:

  • Notice in health food shop window:

  • Spotted in a safari park:

  • Seen during a conference:

  • Notice in a field:

  • Message on a leaflet:

  • Sign on a repair shop door:

  • Spotted in a toilet in a London office block:

write home with love

Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.


Your $on.


Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.



cautious David

David is in London. He is walking on a street that has a clock tower when someone asks him whether he wants to buy the clock on the tower. David says yes.

“Give me a thousand pounds, and I’ll go get a ladder.” The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours, David figured he was taken for a ride.

On the next day, David is again walking along the same street, and the same man asks him to buy the clock. “Give me a thousand pounds and I’ll go get a ladder.”

David gives him the thousand and says, “I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I’ll go get a ladder.”

small ones

  • How are a plum and a rabbit alike?
    They’re both purple except for the rabbit.

  • What did Batman say to Robin to get him in the car?
    “Get in the car.”

  • What did the horse say when the guy started spanking him?
    Nothing, horses don’t talk.

  • What do you call a chicken in Antarctica?

  • Knock, Knock
    “Who’s there?”
    “Oh, ok, come right in, I’ve been expecting you for hours.”

  • “Ask me if I’m an orange.”
    “Are you an orange?”

marriage in heaven

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into heaven. While waiting they began to wonder: could they possibly get married in heaven?

When St. Peter arrived they asked him whether they could get married in heaven. St. Peter said, “I don’t know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,” and he left. The couple sat and waited for an answer...for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in heaven, should they get married? What with the eternal aspect of it all? “What if it doesn’t work? Are we stuck in heaven together forever?”

Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. “Yes,” he informed the couple, “You can get married in heaven.”

“Great!” said the couple. “But we were just wondering what if things don’t work out? Could we also get a divorce in heaven?”

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.

“What’s wrong?” asked the frightened couple.

“Oh, come on!” St. Peter shouted. “It took me 3 months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it’ll take to find a lawyer?”

little Johnny

Little Johnny’s father was a pastor in a small church. One day, his father told little Johnny that a very important bishop was coming and that he would be staying with them.

Little Johnny became very excited and asked his father whether he would get to meet him. His father thought about this and decided that he would let little Johnny bring the bishop tea in the morning and wake him up. Little Johnny agreed to do this and was very excited.

His father gave him instructions: first, knock on the door of the bishop’s room and then say to him, “It’s the boy, my Lord; it’s time to get up.”

Little Johnny was very excited and rehearsed his lines repeating them over and over. Finally the day came and little Johnny had learned all his lines. He went to the door and knocked.

He was so excited and nervous, though, that his lines got mixed up and the boy said, “It’s the Lord, my boy, and your time is up!”

Helen Keller

  • Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
    because she’s a woman

  • How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her?
    They moved the furniture.

the mystery of green golf balls

A very rich man had a son. He was very proud of his son. The son was smart and diligent and did well in school.

On the son’s 16th birthday, the father went to his son and said “Son, you are the apple of my eye and I’m very proud of you. I am a very rich man and since you have made me so proud I will buy you anything you ask me to buy you for your 16th birthday.”

The son, without hesitation, asked his father for 1,000 green golf balls.

The father was taken aback. “But son, that’s such a strange request! Might I remind you that I’m very rich, and I could buy you anything your heart desires?”

But the son was adamant, and his father, though confused, honored his son’s request.

Some years later the son graduated from college at the top of his class. His father, once again beaming with pride, came to his son.

“Son, you are the apple of my eye, and I’m very proud of you. I am a very rich man, and since you have made me so proud, I will buy you anything you ask me to buy you for your college graduation.”

The son, without hesitation, asked his father for 2,000 green golf balls.

The father once again was confused and a bit angry.

“Son, that’s a ridiculous request! I’m offering to buy you anything you want. I’m a very rich man, and almost nothing is beyond my requisition. So please, reconsider, and tell me what you really want.”

But the son was adamant, and his father, though bewildered and frustrated, honored his son’s request.

Years later, the son, following in his father’s footsteps, was a very successful businessman. He’d married a beautiful wife, and borne his father many wonderful grandchildren.

One night as they ate dinner in an expensive restaurant, the father said to the son, “Son, you are the apple of my eye, and I’m very proud of you. I am a very rich man; and since you have made me so proud, I will buy you anything you ask me to buy you in honor of your fantastic success and wonderful family.”

Once again without blinking, his son asked for 3,000 green golf balls.

Enraged, his father slammed his hands on the table and yelled, “Why must you mock my generosity so? Fine, you’ll have your stupid golf balls, but you have lost yourself a father.”

And so the trade was made: the son’s strange request for the alienation of his once-doting father.

Several years later, the father and the son not having spoken once since, the father got a call from a hospital informing him that his son had gotten into a terrible car accident and was dying. Forgetting all about his grudge against his son, the father flew down to his son’s side in a flash. His son was conscious for the first time in days as his father arrived.

“Son, you are the apple of my eye, and I’m very proud of you. I’m very sorry for disowning you! I know I never should have. I’m very sorry for the years we’ve lost! But I must know, son, why did you want all those green golfballs, those wretched orbs that drove us apart? Surely you had a grand design for them. You’re the perfect son, and I could not have asked for anything more in the world than you.”

His son, on death’s door, looked into his eyes and said weakly, “Well, father, I…”

And then he died.


  • You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable or get married and wish you were dead.

  • My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last: Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food, and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida and mine is in Cincinnati.

  • Remember, marriage is the number one cause of divorce—statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage.

  • Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

  • If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

  • A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son; I’m still paying.”


  • I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

  • I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

  • We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

  • She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said, “There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!” So I bought her an electric chair.

  • My wife told me the car wasn’t running well, because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She said, “In the lake.”

  • My wife is on a new diet: coconuts and bananas. She hasn’t lost weight, but boy, can she climb a tree now!

  • She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

  • She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?” The driver said, “No, jump in!”

  • I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

  • I haven’t spoken to my wife for eighteen months. I don’t like to interrupt her.

  • The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?” I said, “Dust.”

  • In the beginning God created earth and rested. After that, God created man and rested. Then, God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

  • Why do men die before their wives? because they want to

  • A young son asked, “Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?” Dad replied, “That happens in every country, son.”

  • Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

  • First guy says, “My wife’s an angel!” Second guy remarks, “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”


  • At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” “Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.”

  • A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: Husband Wanted. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine.

  • When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

  • A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

  • Then there was a woman who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then it was too late.”

  • A woman’s prayer: “Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom, to understand a man, to love and to forgive him, and for patience, for his moods, because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I’ll just beat him to death.”

phone call

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

Man: “Hello.”

Woman: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”


“I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”

“Sure...go ahead if you like it.”

“I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked.”

“How much?”


“OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

“Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”

“Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000.”

“OK. I’ll see you later. I love you.”

“Bye, I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then, he asks: “Anyone knows whom this phone belongs to?”

Jim and Carrey

  • Jim is buying a TV. “Do you have color TVs?”
    “Give me a green one, please.”

  • Jim calls British Airways. “How long does it take to fly to London?”
    “Just a sec,” says the rep.
    “Thank you.” says Jim and hangs up.

  • Once, Jim was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled Name, Age, Address, etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected. He was not sure as to what he should fill there. After much thought, he wrote yes.

  • Jim proposes to a woman. She said, “Yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.” He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally, a search is made, and they found him hunting crocodiles, watching him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs, and angrily exclaims “Seventy-first and again bare feet!”

  • What will Jim do after taking photocopies?
    He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes!

  • What will Jim do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper? (He already has one and he wants one more.)
    He takes a photocopy of the white paper!

  • What is Jim doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
    trying to hold on to a thought

  • How did Jim try to kill the bird?
    He threw it off a cliff.

  • Why does Jim always smile during lightning storms?
    He thinks his picture is being taken.

  • How can you tell when Jim sends you a fax?
    It has a stamp on it.

  • Why can’t Jim dial 911?
    He can not find the eleven on the phone.

  • “Oh, look at the dead bird.”
    Jim looked skyward and said “Where? Where?"

  • The doctor told Jim that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Jim called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. “What’s the problem?” asked the doctor. “I’m 2400 kilometers from home.”

  • Jim and Carry are in a railway station. Jim asks the clerk, “Can I take this train to London?” “No,” answers the Railway man. “Can I?” asks Carry.

  • Jim with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, “I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang, but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.” “Oh Dear!” the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. “But what happened to your other ear?” Jim replied, “The scoundrel called back.”

  • Having lost his donkey, Jim got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, “Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?” Jim replied “I am thanking him for seeing to it that I wasn’t riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too.”

  • Jim and Carry landed up in London. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Jim somehow managed to get a bottom seat, but unfortunate Carry got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush was over, Jim went upstairs to see his friend Carry. Carry was in a bad condition, clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. Jim says, “Hey Carry, what the heck’s goin’ on? Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there?” Scared Carry replies. “Yeah, but you’ve got a driver.”

  • Jim and Carrey were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: Disneyland Left. So they went home.

the perfect story

There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas eve, this perfect couple was driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along, delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor? (scroll down for the answer)











The perfect woman—she’s the only one that really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

A male response: (scroll down)












So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been the one driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

when opportunity knocks

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, “Did you see me rob this bank?”

The man replied, “Yes sir, I did.” The robber then shot him, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, “Did you see me rob this bank?”

The man replied, “No sir, I didn’t, but my wife did.”


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